Wool World — Ewetopia
Wool World — Ewetopia's only full-service yarn and textile shop. Douglas is on duty.
- Wool World — Est. Unknown: Ewetopia's only full-service yarn and textile destination. Established at some point. Still here.
- Bulletin Board: Greystone District Delivery Delayed (Again). March 14 Sale — Ask Douglas. One notice has been up so long nobody reads it anymore. Nobody takes it down either.
- Douglas — Employee of the Month: Every month. Without exception. Douglas has opinions about your project and will share them whether you ask or not. Follow on Instagram
- The Wool-Lites — New Music: I'm That — Nov 20. Bad Decisions — Nov 23. The Wolf: Prey lands Dec 4. Predator lands Dec 18. Spotify SoundCloud The District
- Douglas, On Shift: Douglas is sorting yarn by a system only he understands. He has been Employee of the Month for as long as there has been a month. He will be with you when he is finished. He is never finished. Shop the merch
- Check Out: No Fleece Points at Register. Omega Currency accepted reluctantly. Everything else — see the merch. Shop merch
- Store Policy: No Fleece Points at Register. Do Not Accept Omega Coins from Greystone. Omega Currency Accepted (Reluctantly). Do Not Pet Employees.
- Employees Only: You don't work here. But if you'd like to know what happens on the other side of this door before anyone else, get a passport.
- Security Feed — Camera 1: Recording. Always recording.
- Caution: Wool World accepts no liability for incidents occurring near or around the caution sign. The sign has been there since before anyone can remember.
- Clearance Bin: Puns: Shear Madness. Ewe Only Live Once. Baa Humbug. Wool You Be Mine. Fleece Navidad. Stickers, all of them. Douglas put them in the bin himself. They do not sell. He has asked that they be discontinued. Corporate keeps sending more. Shear Madness Ewe Only Live Once Baa Humbug Fleece Navidad Wool You Be Mine?
- Free-Range Yarn: Grade: Acceptable. Sourced locally. Do not ask where locally.
- Front Door: Back out onto De Hoyos Street. The bell over the door has not worked in years. Douglas still looks up. Out to the street
Listen: Spotify SoundCloud. Merch: The Wool-Lites store.