Town Map — Ewetopia
The town map of Ewetopia. Every lit window is somewhere you can go.
- Wool World: Est. Unknown. Ewetopia's only full-service yarn and textile shop. Douglas is on duty. Enter at your own risk. Enter
- Fuel-Ewe: Open 24 hrs. Omega currency accepted reluctantly. Bernard has seen things. The wet floor sign has been there for years. Enter
- E.I.N. The Newes: BAH +4.2% | FLEECE -1.1% | WOOL: Unchanged for 11 years. Roman Shepherd reporting live. Enter
- Crooked Staff Records: Recording in session. Do not knock. Members only. If you don't know what this is, you're not supposed to be here yet. Enter
- EAT: Open 24 hours. Mostly. Pie of the day: ask. Enter
- Arrow's: Fine goods. By appointment or by chance. Est. 1987. The window display changes every Tuesday. Enter
- Mason's Maritime Store: Est. 1912. Ship wheels. Nautical charts. Things that float. Ask about the anchor. Enter
- Horus': Storefront. Hours unknown. Proprietor unavailable for comment. Enter
- JuJu's Little Lambs Daycare: Licensed daycare. Drop-ins welcome. Hours: 7am–6pm. Ask about the lamb. Enter
- De Hoyos Street: The main strip. Wool World, EAT, Arrow's, and the stairs down to the subway. Best seen from the sidewalk. Walk the street
- The Wool-Lites: Stream now on all platforms. New: I'm That (Nov 20). The Wolf: Prey (Dec 4). The Wolf: Predator (Dec 18). Spotify SoundCloud
- E.I.N. The Newes: Roman Shepherd. Anchor. Ewetopia International News. On air since the beginning. Watch
- Flight WL112: Inbound from Cairo. On approach to Ewetopia International. Estimated arrival: now. Meet the flight
- Ewetopia International Airport: EWE. Serving all domestic and international wool routes. Terminal B is currently under renovation. Has been since 2003. Enter terminal
- Sheep Cam: Live feed from the Ewetopia pasture. Population: Uncounted. Currently: Grazing. View feed
- — — —: You found something. Whether you know what to do with it is another matter entirely. Enter
- Welcome to Ewetopia: Population: 124,292. Elevation: None of your business. Founded: Ask someone else.
Listen: Spotify SoundCloud. Merch: The Wool-Lites store.