EAT Diner — Ewetopia

EAT. Open 24 hours. Mostly. Pie of the day: ask.

• Open 24 Hours: Mostly. The hours are a goal, not a promise.
• Pie of the Day: Ask. Nobody has ever been told. People keep asking.
• Coffee: Bottomless. It is not clear that is a promise either.
• Register: Cash, card, Omega currency. Fleece Points only on Tuesdays, and nobody knows which Tuesday. Shop merch
• The Menu: Forty items. Order any of them. You will get eggs.
• Jukebox: Plays The Wool-Lites and one polka record nobody can find. Put a song on. Spotify SoundCloud
• Payphone: Someone scratched a number into the paint by the coin slot. (608) 200-4500. It rings the 88.3 request line. Wendell 88 Watts answers. Every time. Under it, in eyeliner: "F — (833) 736-7336. Call after midnight." 88.3 request line Call Freya
• Booth 4: The tape on the seat has been there since the booth was installed. There is a single white feather on the cushion. It is still warm.
• De Hoyos Street: Rain on the glass. Amber streetlights. A car goes by and does not slow down. Out to the street
• The Light: It has flickered since the diner opened. The owner says it is fine. The owner has never been seen.

Listen: Spotify SoundCloud. Merch: The Wool-Lites store.