Fuel-Ewe — Ewetopia
Fuel-Ewe — open 24 hours in North Hollow. Bernard has seen things.
- Fuel-Ewe: Open 24 hours. Omega currency accepted reluctantly. Bernard has been here longer than anyone can remember.
- Channel 0: The TV has been on this channel since it was installed. No one has changed it. No one will. Change the channel E.I.N. online
- Front Door: The door chimes twice. Once when you come in. Once when you think about leaving. Out to the pumps Next door: E.I.N.
- Security Feed — Camera 1: Recording. Always recording.
- Road Ready: UV protection. Scratch resistant. Grade: Acceptable. Perfect for leaving Ewetopia at speed. The hats are on the rack below. Bernard sold one once. Fuel-EWE Hat All merch
- Local Press: Postcards from Ewetopia. E.I.N. headlines. Things you were not supposed to read. Read The Newes
- Wet Floor: The sign has been here since before the floor was wet. The floor is always wet.
- Register: No Fleece Points at Register. Do Not Accept Omega Coins from Greystone. Omega Currency Accepted (Reluctantly). Staff shirts are for sale. Bernard would like you to know he does not wear his. Fuel-EWE T-Shirt Stickers
- 88.3 FM — Ewetopia Radio: The only station that plays The Wool-Lites without being asked. Bernard turns it down when customers come in. The request line is real. Call (608) 200-4500 and Wendell 88 Watts picks up. Call (608) 200-4500
- Bounced Checks — Do Not Accept: The following individuals have had their check privileges revoked: Freddy. Freya. Finn. Cluck. You know what you did.
- The Wool-Lites — New Music: I'm That — Nov 20. The Wolf: Prey — Dec 4. Predator — Dec 18. Spotify SoundCloud
- Cold Storage: You weren't supposed to find this aisle.
- Employees Only: You don't work here. Bernard would like that understood. He would also like the door left closed.
- Bernard, Night Shift: Bernard is restocking the Baa-B-Que Chips again, which means someone has been taking them again. He has not looked at you once. He has absolutely seen you. Fuel-EWE Staff Tee
- Baa-B-Que Chips: Locally sourced. Do not ask where locally. Best consumed while listening to something you shouldn't. Someone keeps stealing them. Whoever it is left a song behind. It is free. Take it before they come back. Chip Thief — free download
- VIP List: Current recognized residents of Ewetopia. If your name isn't here yet — keep listening.
Listen: Spotify SoundCloud. Merch: The Wool-Lites store.