Ewetopia International — Ewetopia

Ewetopia International Airport (EWE). Arrivals from everywhere The Wool-Lites are heard.

• Passport Control: Every visitor to Ewetopia gets a passport. It holds your stamps, opens a few doors, and gets you new music before anyone else.
• Gate 13: Delayed. Please remain at the gate. Nobody remembers the last time Gate 13 boarded. Some people wait anyway.
• Flight WL112: Inbound from Cairo. On final approach. It has been on final approach for a while.
• Payphones: Three payphones. Three numbers scratched into the metal. Left: the 88.3 request line, (608) 200-4500. Middle: Freya, (833) 736-7336. Right: a 313 number with a little crown drawn next to it. (313) 751-8669. Nobody knows who wrote it. Everybody knows whose it is. 88.3 request line Call Freya Call Slick Fontaine
• Terminal B: Closed for renovation since 2003. The plastic moves sometimes. There is no draft.
• Lost & Found: Unclaimed: one guitar case. A Wool World receipt. A Fuel-Ewe cup. And a bag with a Crooked Staff Records tag that will not open. Yet. Return it to the studio
• Waiting Area: Average wait: unclear. The seats are warm. Nobody has been sitting in them.
• Route 7 Line: The subway runs from here back into the city. Mind the gap. Mind the dark. Take the train

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